Ugh. A chest infection has knocked me for six over the past few weeks (can’t remember what a good night’s sleep was) which is why I’ve been so tardy regards posting anything on here of late (what, so nobody noticed, I hear? Bah humbug, lol). Well, there was that, and Claire monopolising the television for two weeks of tennis (the French Open) with the spectre of the Wimbledon fortnight looming ahead.
Well, I have indeed still been watching stuff when given chance, so in lieu of proper reviews here’s a few notes:
Meg 2: The Trench (2023): Just blame Under Paris, and the curious fact that like buses, two giant shark movies seem to have come around at once. I know, I know, life is too short (even with a rotten cold) to be wasting time with dross such as this, and be assured it really is dross. I had very low expectations having already suffered through the first film a few years ago but this managed to sink lower than I had feared. It really is a blatantly cynical cash grab with an eye always on the Chinese market that proved so lucrative last time (hence Asian characters being shoe-horned in). About the best I can say of it is that watching this makes Underwater, something of a guilty pleasure of mine, seem even better than I thought it was, and James Cameron’s The Abyss which I had the good fortune to revisit on 4K a little while ago, seem like one of the best films ever made. Meg 2 is utter drivel and woefully tiresome, actually had me sympathising for poor Jason Statham by the midpoint.
Dark Matter (2024): This Apple TV series is nearing the end of its first season -I’m seven episodes in- and its been pretty damn wonderful, one of the best sci-fi shows I’ve seen in years. Starring Joel Edgerton and Jennifer Connelly, its got great acting, writing, direction, music, the whole deal; its much, much better than I’d expected- its premise of a multiverse and characters experiencing alternate realities is one that has been mined often of late, most recently in the tiresome Constellation (which has been cancelled to the surprise of nobody, surely) and of course in so many recent Marvel films that I, er, haven’t watched. Probably the best example of this sort of thing was the brilliant series Fringe, and Dark Matter is right up there. The only thing worrying me, is that I get the impression this would work like gangbusters as a one-off series with a beginning, middle, and an end, and I’m getting worried that they are going to spring a cliffhanger and leave things open for a second season. That may already have been confirmed, but I’ve been steering clear of any spoilers or reviews or news about this show. Its been airing weekly and we’ve been greatly enjoying it like we used to enjoy ‘event’ television back in the good old days, albeit as this is on Apple TV I’ve been singing its praises to people who have never even heard of it, let alone will likely ever see it. Streaming, eh? Shame, it would be so cool on a 4K disc set someday with commentary tracks etc.
Fahrenheit 451 (2018): oh, by all that’s Holy, what dark horror was this? On a particularly bad night feeling terribly ill, I retreated downstairs at 3 a.m. to set up another Lemsip drink and put on the telly while the kettle boiled. Just about to start was this awfully ill-judged adaptation of Ray Bradbury’s classic tale. I love Ray Bradbury’s work, I treasure his short stories and in particular his The Martian Chronicles, so I resent it hugely when his work is not being given the respect it deserves, and boy, is Fahrenheit 451 not being given the respect it deserves here. There’s an obvious reason why I had never heard of this HBO adaptation featuring Michael B. Jordan and Michael Shannon, in that the universe was trying to spare me the pain. In my fevered illness it probably seemed even stranger and uglier than it really was but I eventually bailed on it after twenty minutes or so of its nauseating horror (that sound you hear was either Bradbury turning in his grave or me racing to the loo). Clearly this is a film in which the creatives had their own agenda swamping the subject matter and little interest in the original story.
Robot Dreams (2023): Absolutely charming animated film by Pablo Berger that is part thrilling, part hilarious, part heart-breaking… and always a reminder of how great children’s films can be. There is such a depth and subtle complexity in this film, a film that sure, works for adults but, boy, must likely be life-changing for some children, especially the ones feeling a bit lonely and shy. Its an utter gem of a film, just all sorts of perfect. Maybe its a little too long and could trim about ten minutes, but other than that, its a wonderful, brilliant film.
Obsession (1949): A tense British-noir horror, this is one of those films that I cannot fathom the how or why of having never seen or heard of it before, but hey, thank goodness for Indicator with this very fine Blu-ray. Directed by Edward Dmytryk (Crossfire, The Sniper, Murder My Sweet) this Hitchcockian thriller is an absolute hoot. Was Robert Newton any better than he is here, an absolutely brilliant, surprisingly restrained performance that suggest heights he perhaps never reached elsewhere? Basically, its a thriller in which a cuckolded husband (Newton) upon learning his young wife is having yet another affair, this time with an American (Phil Brown- Uncle Ben in Star Wars!), decides that enough is enough, scheming the perfect murder. What follows has plenty of twists and turns and turns out to be a solid, well-acted, well-directed and often gorgeously-shot film, an absolute treat with some touches of lovely dark humour. Its so exciting that I can still make discoveries like this.
The Crow (1994): Well from the discovery of a ‘new’ old film, to rewatching an old favourite. This film is difficult to be objective about, considering how the real-life tragedy both informs and intensifies the melancholy narrative within the film itself… well its impossible to judge the film on its own merit, at this point, after all these years. One thing is for sure, it has surely never looked better than it does on this new 4K edition- a great argument for how the format can revitalise and enrich older… well, I say older, its from 1994, a film I saw at the cinema and hardly seems an old film, but hey, maybe I’m fooling myself as it IS thirty years, after all. Anyway, its no doubt a flawed film but it looks great, the cast is great, the old-school miniatures and effects have that charm… and the music score is sublime. And its got that wonderful line summing up all British summers… “it can’t rain all the time.”