Rebel Moon Part One (2023), Dir. Zack Snyder, 135 mins, Netflix
Poor Zack. A great visual stylist, bloody awful storyteller. There is not an original moment in Rebel Moon. For all the visual flair, it is just utterly vacuous eye-candy, its characterisation is non-existent, its dialogue risible, its narrative a scrapbook of clips from other movies. I have noticed that its being described as a Star Wars knock-off, but I think that’s missing the point- its really a bad Battle Beyond the Stars knock-off, which was itself a b-movie knock-off of Star Wars and The Magnificent Seven etc. Had Rebel Moon actually been made as a Battle Beyond the Stars remake or reboot, I think it would have diluted much of my apathy towards it. As it is, its just hopelessly derivative, horribly lazy.
To be fair to him, and to play devils advocate for just a moment, there may be a three-hour-plus version of this film, R-rated, that actually works, that makes sense, and is well-paced. What I watched last night might only be, in effect, a PG-rated highlights reel, the original film proper horrendously cut-down, so sloppily, jarringly-edited, that it has become turgid and nonsensical, in which even the action sequences (usually the saving grace of a Zack Snyder joint) don’t flow or work at all, not in the slightest.
The trouble is, the words ‘Director’s Cut’ have become so synonymous with Snyder that its become a standard marketing model with his work, and it would appear that Netflix saw an early PG-rated cut followed later by a harder R-rated ‘full version’ as just simply routine, even desirable. As it is, Rebel Moon seems to have been made not really knowing if its a six-part miniseries or a three-hour movie, instead finally becoming a long movie split into two and even then hastily abridged.
As a piece of writing, its awful; utterly episodic, confusion reigns over all (the final sequence with a ‘twist’ betrayal is so out of left-field and delivered so woefully that I wasn’t at all sure I had any grip of what was going on). Essentially, it makes no sense at all. We just know that we are watching some sci-fi version of The Magnificent Seven and that it looks pretty.
The narrative, for all that visual splendour, is driven wholly by dialogue. We are informed our heroine was rescued from a crashed wreck because she is told she was. We are told her further back-story because she tells it to somebody else. Each recruit to her cause, found on the various planets she visits have back-stories hastily thrown out there in snatches of almost absently-delivered dialogue: “oh yeah, she did this” or “he used to be General, you know.” There’s shades here, funnily enough, of the DC Justice League debacle, as if Snyder never did quite fathom out where that DCEU/Snyderverse thing went wrong after all. There is no inner life to any of the characters, they are tokens, like the NPCs in videogames. Are they bad actors playing them, or good actors crippled by bad writing?
Maybe Rebel Moon was inevitable. There has been a trend in Hollywood that actually seems to champion the lack of any originality, to reward bad film-making, bad script writing, and wanton self-indulgence with inflated budgets. Its clear, for instance, that Snyder and his writer thought it was desirable, admirable even, to simply pick their favourite films and liberally rip them off. Plot points and themes were not suggested as” Character ‘A’ has this arc and it drives character ‘B’ to do this, or the counter-narrative drives character ‘C’ to do this…'” but rather “we’ll do this scene from Star Wars and then we’ll do this bit from The Magnificent Seven and then throw this bit in from Dune.” The entire language of this film is purely one of borrowings from other films, videogames and comics. Its a triumph of homage over originality.
And painfully, it lacks any intelligence with that borrowing. (or should we be honest and describe it as stealing?). There seems to have been not one moment where anyone suggested that, well, hold on, yeah that would look cool but it wouldn’t make any sense, or no, you must be bloody joking, that’d be just stupid. This is pedal-to-the-metal film-making, a ‘don’t know where we’re going but we’ll know when we get there’ mentality. Even the most gifted creator needs someone to say no, you can’t/shouldn’t do that. Snyder isn’t alone: nobody dared question George Lucas when he wrote/shot The Phantom Menace or his other Star Wars prequels, or when Ridley Scott decided to make the Space Jockey a tall bald bloke.
I’m annoyed because the time is perfect for a new space-fantasy to rival Star Wars, something to demonstrate how tired and stale George Lucas’s saga has become whilst in the hands of Disney. Something with fresh ideas, a new spin. This clearly isn’t it. In hindsight, Zack Snyder was exactly the wrong person to handle it, he’s never had anything new to say, he’s just regurgitated graphic novels and comicbooks and videogames into pretty films. Well, that’s where Hollywood is now, and nobody cares as long as there’s money made from it. Just how Netflix ever evaluates any profit from the expense of something like Rebel Moon, though, is anybody’s guess.