So looking at the picture above from Alien: Covenant, it seems they’re bringing guns to a Xenomorph fight. Like that ever ends well.
…or they could try knives. No, I don’t think that’s going to end well, either…
…no, it really looks like it ended how you would expect. Maybe a flame-thrower then…?
Well, maybe not. With all the best will in the world, flame-throwers can rather get out of hand…
So Nuke it. Nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure. Just be sure to check for stowaways first.
Especially before you decide to take a shower. That really looks so wrong….no, thats not going to end well, either…
Ahhh, Ridley’s been having fun. Roll on May, eh?
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